First, the idea of an FDR action figure just seems so...silly. Will it help kids appreciate Professor X more if they see a historical figure in a wheelchair who can command great powers? Wow, Mom, the New Deal sure is fun! But wait..no! It's Benjamin Franklin Delano Roosevelt, who as we all know discovered the electric wheelchair...wait. What?
Target, you should be ashamed. Obviously, you're unAmerican. We need a Wal-Mart to save us now.